We have the technology.....Better, stronger, faster!

If those fools at the lab would have put a little more thought in to it, they could have turned Steve Austin in to a kick ass kegeratin' machine. Instead, they wasted 6 million on him to jump over walls constantly. At least he made the cool sound.

I made that exact sound as I dispensed not one, but two beers simultaneously from my bigger, stronger, faster kegerator. The good peeps in the lab delivered my custom draft tower right on time. A slight shipping delay forced me to lie in wait for the delivery of my stainless steel connectors and faucet.

Take a deep breath and behold its glory:




A lot of blood, sweat, and liver damage when in to the making of this truly GRAND moment. I shall now enjoy it. I am working on a seperate page for the whole assembly process, and one for victims of the kegerator.

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WHAT'S ON TAP:
Ballast Point Big Eye IPA
Red Nectar

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I will be updating the results of the first keg soon...

exasperation

Our Ferrari of Kegerators got turned in to a hooptie.


The inaugural keg of Red Nectar tastes like @$!
Actually it tastes like almost nothing.
Like a keg of Karl Strauss.
I did some "research" and microbrew kegs should only be around 45-60 days. The Red Nectar keg is from December so that is ooooooooo 150 days old.
Nice work you A holes!

I am gonna do a drive by to Beverages and More and hurl the keg thru the window.
Then I am gonna go inside and get a keg of Sierra Nevada.

So all of you waiting for the first keg run of drunken buttcrack photos will have to wait.

Specs on the new baby

If HEMI made kegerator engines, this baby would have one. I haven't had it a week and I am almost done souping it up. I am thinking of entering it at the El Cajon Speedway this weekend. God Bless the USA!
With this Kegerator I am doing the equilvelent of taking some rusted out Pinto on blocks and turning it in to a Knight Industries TwoThousand Maximum Extreme Beer Dispensing Machine.
Or as it is affectionately known - KITT MEBDM

And I shall be his wayward pilot - Steve Austin


The specs for all you tech junkies:

Sanyo BC-1206 Full Size Keg Beer Cooler
Fits 1/2, 1/4, 1/6 (5 gallon) and homebrew kegs.

• 5lb CO2 Aluminum Cylinder and 15lb Steel Cylinder - up to 55 psi of Beer Squirting Fun
  
• Upgraded double gauge Premium Stainless Steel Micromatic Regulator.
• Double gas output for 2X more drinking. TWO HANDS - TWO BEERS. If I had three hands we'd have a threesome.
• American Sankey "D" system keg coupler, Euro Keg Coupler, and Homebrew Keg connections.
• Single faucet black ABS plastic column tower. **Soon to be upgraded**
  
• Premium quality chrome plated solid brass beer faucet. **Soon to be upgraded**
• Upgraded Micromatic Stainless Steel faucet shanks.
  
• Kegerator High Colonic Cleaning Kit

The tower and faucets are being upgraded. I am having a Metal Fabrication "Lab" building me a custom Dual Input stainless steel tower. Two different beers can be dispensed at the same time resulting in Maximum Pleasure. That is like having Carrot Top and CREED over at your house at the same time!


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The End is Nigh!

I put my money where my mouth was and did what any other unselfrespecting unemployed person would do:







bought a Kegerator!

details to follow for those of you actually interested.